My dad is a big grass grower
He went out bought himself a brand-new lawnmower
Then my brother took it out into the yard
Then he stopped 'cause hit somethin hard (hit somethin hard)

My cat has only two legs now!
My cat has only two legs now!
Hw just sits on the porch and goes 'Meow'
My cat has only two legs now


We went to an antique store that sells things that are rare
And we bought him his very own kitty-cat wheelchair
People stop and ask "Hey, is that real?"
'Cause he hits up to 90 miles per hour goin' downhill
(It's really really fast)

My cat has only two legs now!
My cat has only two legs now!
Hw just sits on the porch and goes 'Meow'
My cat has only two legs now


Please remember
Lawnmower blades and animals don't miiiiiiiiiix!